Holy Balls. People need to stop bitching and whining. I mean for god fuckin sakes its just tumblr. Get the fuck over yourself. 

I am both amused because of the stupidity and annoyed because of the overdone whining. 

This is ridiculous. 

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the-lone-mercenary:

aluzkarou:

I’m here. I am actually here. Anyone want me?

*Walks By And Pushes You*

*kicks you in the shin* ASSHAT

Reblog · Jul 22 · 4 notes

aluzkarou:

I’m here. I am actually here. Anyone want me?

Reblog · Jul 22 · 4 notes

Send me ‡ for my character’s reaction to yours climbing into bed with mine.

(Source: look-a-meme, via littlesistersammy)

Reblog · Jul 22 · 3,450 notes

The First Time Sentence Starters

"Who are you talking to?"
"Do you know who’s party this is?"
"They might be whores. Or at least whore-ish"
"Why’d you come out tonight?"
"I have a dude."
"Am I not like, mature enough for you?"
"Oh i know what platonically means; I’m a junior not moron."
"What are you—-what are you doing to me?"
"I had to get out of there, okay? I couldn’t exactly stand watching the girl I’m in love with flirt with the best looking guy ever."
"Oh my god, I’m literally too embarrassing to even live."
"All she wants to feel is a little less freaked out than she already does."
"I’m never going to be her dude, am I?"
"Do you wanna dance with me?"
"Man way to build up my confidence, which was lacking — it was lacking and you, you even pointed it out."
"It’s like really guys, really, you’re gonna just make out in the middle of the freaking mall in front of everyone?"
"Would you deal with it?"
"Your balls are vibrating."
"Ah, it’s just..the cops are here."
"Wow, so you’re like, Smarty Pants Mcgee."
"Are you happy?"
"You kids are adorable."
"Were you asking me for my number?"
"I’m not gonna doink you or anything."
"Well, I wanna have some wine."
"I just like the idea of it."
"I’ve never been more content than when I’m just by myself, doing my thing."
"Have you had sex yet?"
"No, lie to me."
"I fantasize about holding her hand, kissing in the rain, all the cheesy romantic stuff you’re such a fan of."
"Virgin and the skank. Tale as old as time."
"Everything cool’s been ruined."
"I wanna meet a man the old fashioned way."
"I’ve never met anyone like you before."
"Maybe we could lie here for a minute, and I can just close my eyes? See what it’s like?"
"I accidentally spilled wine on her/his carpet."
"This girl/guy sounds like an enormous ass-ache my friend, like a huge ache in my ass."
"What did I say?"
"Let’s give her/him the illusion that you have a life."
"Don’t look now, lamb chop, this shit just got real."
"I wanted us to have one of our famous late night talks."
"Alright, we’re going to see how the world ends."
"That was nuts and dangerous!"
"I wanna travel."
"Confidence is sexy."
"I know, that’s what my mom keeps telling me."
"You dig me."
"You never have to apologize to me."
"I don’t know why I’m…shit."
"You’re ridiculous."
"Deal with it."
"God, I am so sick of these arrogant jag weeds! They’re big, stupid mouths and they’re tiny little penises."
"I’m going to kill it, bitch! I’m going to kill the livin’ shit of you! The livin’ shit, my friend!"
"There’s so much stuff I wanna see."
"I was just listening to you…and I wanna go with you."
"No, ______ amazing. He/She’s one of my best friends."
"It’s just that most guys our age are really self-absorbed, you know."
"I think whoever said you should always be yourself obviously never met _____."
Well, I don’t care about that kind of stuff any more. I am over boys. They all suck. Especially the hotties.”
Don’t you want to talk?”
Do you like… like him/her?”
Oh, wow, he is gorgeous.”
Well, I’m a little tipsy. Yes, I am.”
"Now it’s gone. Poof."
"She/He’s pretty great. Pretty pretty great."
"I’m actually writing a song about him/her…well his/her knees."
"We’re gonna have sex tonight."
"That sounds unforgettable. Pretty…pretty unforgettable."
"It’s not some beautiful thing."
"I think it’s finding the right persona and it sure as shit is not that guy."
"I’m on a first name bases with my dermatologist."
"So what, you’re like this confident, cocky guy/girl now? You’re that guy/girl?"
"Yeah, good—-wait what?"
"Do you know what homogenized means?"
"It’s a kind of milk, isn’t it?"
"Oh god, what was that suppose to be cute?"
"I’ve never heard anyone say that."
"I didn’t do it for you."
"Well I guess then we’re just gonna have to drive around all night."
"I think I’m going to be sick."
"Sometimes everything seems really…harsh."
"I don’t know if I’m going to be strong enough to be on my own."
"In a second, don’t rush me."
"We’ll make it work."
"She/He’s like obsessed with roller coasters."
"I don’t want her/him to worry that I’m not going to come back."
"Benefits are cool."
"I’m not opposed to flowers. I like flowers they’re pretty."
"I dig you so much."
"Could’ve gone pro if I hadn’t blown out my knee."
"I’m thinking that this…this might be the best weekend of my life."
"We should take things slow."
"…Fuck it."
"It means you didn’t think we were going to have sex tonight, which is way cool."
"Holy shit."
"Do you wanna get under the covers?"
"Don’t wig out, don’t wig out."
"At least the condom didn’t break."
"I think it could be better."
"It’s nobodies fault."
"Test results? I don’t have test results, I’m a virgin!"
"I guess I’ll do just about anything to put off my calculus homework."
"I’m sorry it happened."
"Sex is so much better before you had it."
"I wish I could just go back tot he beginning."
"The beginning? You mean Friday?"
"Would you like me to take a look at your penis?"
"The best thing to do is just let it go."
"You’re a man. Now act like it."
"I feel like I don’t even know who I am anymore."
"I met a boy. A really good one. And I think I drove him away."
"I want you to remember every detail of what just happened. Because it is never going to happen again."
"I don’t know much about relationships. I definitely don’t know anything about love."
"All I want in the world is to just keep talking to you."
"So I’m late what are they going to do, right?"
"None of my theories are wrong by the way."
"I would also like to work on the sex thing."
"Screw it."

(Source: agxnius, via academyfreak)

Reblog · Jul 22 · 348 notes

Ok so no one wants me. I’ll just go. 

Reblog · Jul 22 · 0 notes

I’m here. I am actually here. Anyone want me?

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castiel-knight-of-hell:

the Winchesters taught him well

(Source: merica-for-mericans, via bowtotheboyking)

Reblog · Jul 21 · 4,873 notes

The 9th gif in your folder is your muse’s reaction to meeting the mun for the first time.

thebigbadspike:

shewhowalkedtheearth:

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[this is a look of pity, meredith wtf]

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(Source: thisisrpstuff)

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